An elderly couple walked into a diner and ordered one burger, a side of fries, and a drink.
The old man unwrapped the burger, carefully cut it in half, and placed one half in front of his wife.
Then, he carefully counted the fries, splitting them into two equal piles. He took a sip of the drink, passed it to his wife, and she took a sip before setting it back between them.
People at nearby tables started whispering. “Oh, how sweet… but also kind of sad. They must be sharing because they can’t afford two meals.”
A kind young man walked over and said, “Excuse me, I’d love to buy you another meal so you both can have your own.”
The old man smiled and shook his head. “No, thank you. We’ve been sharing everything for years.”
But as the meal went on, the young man noticed something strange—the wife hadn’t eaten a single bite.
Concerned, he approached again. “Ma’am, are you sure I can’t get you something to eat?”
She smiled and replied, “Oh, no, dear. We always share everything.”
The young man hesitated. “Then… what are you waiting for?”
She patted his hand and said with a grin, “The teeth!”
An old married couple went camping.
An old married couple were going camping.
They pitched their tent under the stars and fell asleep.
In the middle of the night, the wife woke her husband and said, “Look at the stars and tell me what you see.”
The husband replied, “I see millions and millions of stars.”
The wife said, “And what do you make of that?”
The husband replied, “Well if there are millions of stars and even some of them have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life.”
There was a slight pause before the wife said: “No honey, it means that somebody stole our tent.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
