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An elderly man goes into his doctor’s office for an annual physical.

An elderly man goes into his doctor’s office for an annual physical. After a while, the doctor comes out and says: “I’m sorry, Bill, but we have discovered you have a condition that only allows you another six weeks to live.”

But I feel great. I haven’t felt better in years.  Isn’t there anything I can do?”

After a moment, the doctor says: “Well, you might start going down the street to that new health spa to take a mud bath every day.”

“can it save me,” Bill asks excitedly?

“No,” replies the doctor: “but it will get you used to the dirt.”

A young man hired by a supermarket

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.

The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom, and said, “Your first job will be to sweep out the store.”

“But I’m a college graduate,” the young man replied indignantly.

“Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t know that,” said the manager.

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“Here, give me the broom – I’ll show you how.”

 

 

 

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