An elderly man remembers the good old days:
“When I was young, my mom could send me to a shop with a single $, and I would bring back 5 pounds of potatoes, 2 loaves of bread, a bottle of milk, a piece of cheese, and 10 eggs.
Nowadays that’s impossible – there are simply too many security cameras.”
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A blonde goes into a computer store and asks where were the curtains
A blonde goes into a computer store and asks the clerk, “Where do you keep the curtains for computers?”
The clerk answers with a puzzled face, “Curtains for computers? You don’t need curtains for computers.”
The blonde’s eyes widen and she shakes her head as she answers, “Hello!?? My computer has Windows!!”
