After 5 hours sitting in the bar, a man was in no shape to drive, wisely left his car parked and walked home.
As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman.
“What are you doing out here at 2 am?”, said the officer.
“I’m going to a lecture.”, the man said.
And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?”, the cop asked.
“My wife!!!” said the man.
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Woman story: A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to live.
A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to live.
The doctor advises her to marry an economist and to live in South Dakota.
The woman asks: Will this cure my illness?
The doctor replies: No, but the half year will seem pretty long.
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