An old French lady had a small shop in her village for years until one day a huge corporate supermarket set up across the road from her little shop.
They put up signs advertising their prices, including one that said: Butter – 10 euros.
In response, the old lady added a sign to her own window: Butter – 9 euros.
The next day, the big supermarket had a new sign: Butter – 8 euros.
Indeed, the day after the lady’s sign said: Butter – 7 euros.
This went on for a while until eventually one of the lady’s customers pointed to the sign and said.
“Ma’am, you can’t keep your prices that low for long. These big companies can use their buying power to sell products cheaper, but a little store like yours can never compete.”
In response, the old French lady bent forward conspiratorially and muttered.
“Monsieur, I don’t even sell butter.”
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Salesman tries to trick an old Texas lady
An old Texas lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
“Good morning,” the young man said, “if I could take a few minutes of your time, I would like to introduce you to the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners, straight from California.”
“Go away!” said the old lady, “I have no money for such things!” and she proceeded to close the door.
The young man quickly squeezed his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.
“Don’t be too hasty!” he said. “At least wait until you’ve seen my demonstration.”
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.
“If this vacuum cleaner doesn’t remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, ma’am, I will personally eat the rest, cross my heart.”
The old Texas lady stepped back and said, “Wait here while I go get a spoon. Hope you have got a darn good appetite because they cut off my electricity this morning.”
More than he bargained for. That’s for sure!
If this story taught me anything, it’s that you don’t mess with Texas ladies – you might get more than what you bargained for!
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