So I was sitting on the bus just reading a book when somebody tapped me on the shoulder.
I turned around and saw an old lady.
She said to me, “Sonny, would you like some nuts? I’ve got a couple of hazelnuts and almonds if you’d like.”
“Sure.”, I replied. Then she gave me a handful of nuts and went back to sit with her friends.
“What a nice lady”, I thought, while happily munching on the nuts.
A few minutes later, I felt another tap on my shoulder and there she was again, offering some nuts.
I gladly accepted and she went back to her seat.
After about 10 minutes, she tapped me on the shoulder, once again offering some nuts.
I asked her, “Why don’t you eat them yourself?”
“Because we’ve got no teeth,” she replied.
“Then why do you buy them?”, I asked.
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“Oh, because we just love the chocolate around them.”
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An old fogey and two welders.
The two welders are helping a friend in preparing his new store ready for opening. They rest while seated in the storefront window.
The first welder says, “You watch. I bet some old fogey comes up and asks us what we’re selling.”
Sure enough, a little old lady walks up to the window and asks them what they’re selling.
“We’re selling a…s..s..ho….le…s,” replies the first welder sarcastically, much to the amusement of his friend.
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The little old lady says, “You must be doing well – you’ve only got two left!”
