An old lady was stopped to pull into a parking space
when a young man in his new red Mercedes went around her and parked in the space she was waiting for.
The little old lady was so upset that she went up to the man and said,
“I was going to park there!”
The man was a real smart alec and he said,
“That’s what you can do when you’re young and bright.”
“Well, this really upset the lady, even more,
So she got in her car and backed it up and then she stomped on the gas and ploughed straight into his Mercedes.
The young man ran back to his car and asked,
“What did you do that for?”
The little old lady smiled and told him,
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“That’s what you can do when you’re old and rich!”
Little Billy’s mother took him to his first day of school
One day, Little Billy’s mother took him to his first day of school.
When they were walking to school, he looked all excited, but when his mom came back to pick him up, he looked disappointed.
Trying to cheer him up, the mother asked what he had learned today at school.
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“Apparently not enough,” he said. “I have to come back tomorrow!”
