An older nun was living in a convent next to a construction site.
Every day, she had to listen to some bad words from the workers, she decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways.
She put her sandwiches in a brown bag and walked to the spot where the men were eating. She wanted to teach them the way of the Lord.
She walked up to the group and asked, “Do any of you men know Jesus Christ?”
They shook their heads and looked at each other, very confused.
One of the workers looked up into the steelworks and yelled out, “Anybody up there knows Jesus Christ?”
One of the steelworkers yelled down, “Why?”
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The worker yelled back, “Because his mom’s here with his lunch.”
A man lost his coat
Two senior gentlemen are working at a sewage treatment plant.
One guy finds his buddy standing above a vat of sewage with a long rake.
“What are you doing there?!” he yells
“My coat fell in!” he said
“You’re not really gonna wear that again are you?!” his friend said worriedly.
“No, no. Gosh no!” Says the old man to the relief of his friend. “I have to get it back though. My teeth are in the pocket!”
