One day, a baby camel and its father had a conversation.
Baby Camel: Dad, why do we have humps on our backs?
Father Camel: Well, son, our humps contain the fat necessary to sustain us though all the days when we’re out in the desert.
Baby Camel: Oh, okay. Dad, why do we have long eyelashes?
Father Camel: They’re to protect our eyes from the sandstorms which rage in the desert.
Baby Camel: I get it now. Dad, why do we have big padded feet?
Father Camel: Because the sand in the desert is very soft and we need big feet so that we can walk on the sand without sinking.
Baby Camel: Thanks, Dad. So what are we doing in the Zoo?
Two Proctologists were at a medical conference in a resort in outback Australia.
They decided to enjoy the local highlights from the back of a camel for $ A 20.
The owner warned them that the camel was highly trained to do the rounds of the town, stop briefly at the highlights, then return them to the start of the ride. Under no circumstances, he warned them, were they to get off the camel, otherwise it would return to it’s home to eat grass.
After some time there was no sign of the camel or doctors and people in queue for the ride were complaining. The owner was losing a lot of money. Eventually the two doctors could be seen forlornly walking back to the operator.
“Please don’t tell me you got off?” asked the owner incredulously when they arrived.
“We’re sorry, but we did” they said together, despondently.
“But why?…Why would you get off when I told you not to?!”
“Well…the camel slowed down at a sight…and a man came along in a Holden, wound the window down, and yelled, ‘Look at the two arseholes on the camel!’…and ……… well, we couldn’t resist having a look!”
A guy was walking along the street when he saw a crowd of people running towards him.
He stopped one of the runners and asked, “What’s happening?”
The runner replied breathlessly, “A lion has escaped from the zoo.”
“Oh my, which way is it heading?”
“Well you don’t think we are chasing it, do you?”
