One day my mother was out and my dad was responsible for me.
I was maybe 2 and a half years old.
Someone had given me a little “tea set” as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys.
Dad was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought Daddy a little cup of “tea”, which was just water.
After several cups of tea and a lot of praise for such delicious tea, my mom came home.
My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea because it was “just the cutest thing!”
My Mom waited, and sure enough, I walked down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watched him drink it up.
Then she says, (as only a mother would know…
“Did it ever occur to you that the only place that your daughter can reach to get water is the toilet?”
Teacher Fell Asleep In Class.
The teacher fell asleep in class and a little naughty Johnny approached him,
Little Johnny: Teacher, are you sleeping in class?
Teacher: “No, I am not sleeping.”
Little Johnny: What did you do, sir?
Teacher: “I was talking to God.”
The next day, the Johnny Boy fell asleep in class and the same teacher walks up to him…
Teacher: “Young man, are you sleeping in my classroom.”
Little Johnny: No, not me, sir, I am not sleeping.
Angry teacher: “What were you doing?”
Little Johnny: “I was talking to God.”
Angry teacher: “What did he say??”
Little Johnny: “God said he never spoke to you yesterday …”
LOL!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
