Boyfriend asks his blonde girlfriend, “So how did you like the football game?”
She said, “Oh I liked all the handsome players and the action but I’m confused. Why all that craziness for only 25 cents?”
He looks at her and asks, “What do you mean 25 cents?”
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She replied, “Well all they were doing the whole time was screaming GET THE QUARTERBACK, GET THE QUARTERBACK!!”
Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland
Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland.
Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain announced “One of the engines has failed and the flight will be an hour longer. But don’t worry; we still have three engines.”
Thirty minutes later, the captain announced “One more engine has failed and the flight will be two hours longer. But don’t worry we still have two engines left”.
An hour later the captain announced, “One more engine has failed and the flight will be three hours longer. But don’t worry we have one engine left”.
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One blonde looked at the other blonde and said “If we lose one more engine, we’ll be up here all day”
