Thanks for the electric guitar you gave me for Christmas,” little Chris Cody said to his uncle the first time he saw him after the holidays. “It’s the best present I ever got.”
“That’s great,” said his uncle. “Do you know how to play it?”
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“Oh, I don’t play it,” the little fellow said. “My mom gives me a dollar a day not to play it during the day and my dad gives me five dollars a week not to play it at night.
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A blonde hates filing
Two secretaries were talking about their work.
“I hate filing,” said one.
“No matter how careful I am, I can never find the papers I’m looking for. I forget where I have filed them.”
“I used to have that problem too, but no more,” her blonde friend said.
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“Now I make 26 copies of everything I type and file one under each letter of the alphabet. That way, I can’t miss it!”
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