At a party attended by many celebrities, a gray-haired veteran walked up to the stage with a cane and took his seat.

The host asked, “Do you still go to the doctor often?”

The veteran replied, “Yes, often.”

Host asked, “Why?”

Veteran said, “Because patients must go to the doctor often! Only then can the doctor survive!”

The audience burst into warm applause, and people cheered for the veteran’s optimism and witty language.

The host then asked, “Do you often ask the pharmacist in the hospital about how to take the medicine?”

Veteran said, “Yes, I often ask the pharmacist about how to take the medicine! Because the pharmacist also has to make money to survive!”

Another round of applause from the audience followed.

Host asked, “Do you take medicine often?”

Veteran said, “No! I often throw away the medicine. Because I also want to survive!!”

The audience laughed even more.

The host finally said, “Thank you for accepting my interview!”

The veteran replied, “You’re welcome! I know, you have to survive too!!”

The audience burst into laughter, applause, and cheers, which lasted for a long time!!

Host asked another question, “Do you still chat in the group often?”

The veteran replied, “Yes, I also want to survive in the group! If I don’t show up and don’t chat, everyone will think I’m dead, and the group admin will delete me!!”

It is said that this joke was ranked first in the world because “Everyone Has to Live!!”
Smile, dear friends, and show up often. Post you messages and responses to the messages of your near and dear ones!

Communicate and stay connected! Let people know that you are still alive, happy, and healthy (both mentally and physically).

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Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

I am in shape; round is a shape.

Time may be a great healer, but it’s also a lousy beautician.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.

Stupidity got us into this mess; why can’t it get us out?

Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just stand there.

An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.

People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.

I don’t mind going nowhere as long as it’s an interesting path.

In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually, you find a hair stylist you like.

You don’t stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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In life, there are really only two things to worry about.

Either you are well, or you are sick: If you are well, there’s nothing to worry about!

If you are sick, there are two things to worry about. Either you get better, or you die. If you get better, there’s nothing to worry about!

If you die, there are two things to worry about. Going to Heaven, or going to Hell. If you go to Heaven, there’s nothing to worry about!

If you go to Hell, you’ll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends that you won’t have time to worry…

So why worry at all?