Billy always had problems with math
so he used his fingers and toes for adding and subtracting.
One day he didn’t have enough fingers or toes to figure out the problem. His best friend took off his shoes and held up his fingers so Billy could figure it out.
The moral of the story is that in times of need, you can always ‘count on’ your best friend!
Three guys stranded on a desert island,
find a magic lantern containing a genie who grants them each one wish.
The first guy wishes he is off the island and back home.
The second guy wishes the same.
The third guy says, “I’m lonely. I wish my friends are back here.”
A soccer coach walked into the locker room before a game,
looked at his star player and said: “I’m not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play.”
The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks: “Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?”
The player thought for a moment and then he answered: “I think… no… yes… I’m not sure… what about 4?”
“Did you say 4?” the coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right.
At that, all the other players on the team began screaming: “Come on coach, give him another chance!”
