Henry always worried about everything all his life.
But one day his coworkers noticed Henry seemed like a changed man.
They remarked that he didn’t seem to be the least bit worried about anything. Henry said he’d hired a professional worrier and no longer had any problems.
“A professional worrier?” they said. “What does that cost?”
“Two grand a week.”
“Two grand a week! How on earth are you going to pay him?”
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“I don’t know. Let him worry about it.”
A young mother was preparing breakfast for her sons.
A young mother was preparing breakfast for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3.
They both said they wanted pancakes. As the pancakes were almost finished and the syrup was being heated in the microwave, the boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother, who was also a Sunday School teacher, saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. She said, “If Jesus were sitting here, he would say ‘Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.’”
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Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, “Ryan, you be Jesus.
