**Joke #1: The $800 Shower Interruption**
A woman was stepping out of the shower when the doorbell rang. Her husband was getting ready to shower, so she quickly wrapped herself in a towel and answered the door.
It was Bob, the neighbor. Without skipping a beat, Bob said, “I’ll give you $800 to drop the towel.”
After a moment of thought, the woman decided $800 was worth it. She dropped the towel, collected the cash, and closed the door.
When she returned upstairs, her husband asked, “Who was at the door?”
“It was Bob,” she replied.
“Oh great! Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”
**Moral of the story:**
Always get all the details before making a decision—or you might end up exposed!
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**Joke #2: The Genie’s Corporate Retreat**
A sales rep, an admin clerk, and their manager found a dusty lamp while heading to lunch. They rubbed it, and a genie appeared, offering one wish per person.
The admin clerk quickly wished, “I want to be in the Bahamas, on a speedboat, without a care in the world!” *Poof!* She vanished.
The sales rep followed, “I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with endless Piña Coladas!” *Poof!* He disappeared.
Finally, the manager said, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”
**Moral of the story:**
Let your boss speak first—it might save you a trip back to reality.
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**Joke #3: A Priest, a Nun, and Psalm 129**
A priest offered a nun a ride. As they drove, the nun crossed her legs, revealing some ankle. The priest, flustered, nearly lost control of the car.
Unable to resist temptation, he slid his hand up her leg. The nun calmly said, “Father, remember Psalm 129.”
Embarrassed, he pulled his hand back. But temptation struck again, and once more, the nun reminded him, “Father, remember Psalm 129.”
When he got home, the priest looked up the verse: *“Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.”*
**Moral of the story:**
Being uninformed can make you miss opportunities—or misinterpret them entirely!
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**Joke #4: The Lazy Crow and the Rabbit**
A crow sat high in a tree, doing absolutely nothing. A rabbit, inspired, asked if he could also sit and do nothing.
“Sure,” said the crow.
The rabbit lay on the ground, enjoying his new life of leisure.
Unfortunately, a fox soon spotted him and m.a.de him lunch.
**Moral of the story:**
If you want to do nothing, make sure you’re in a position of safety—or power.
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**Joke #5: The Turkey’s Risky Climb**
A turkey dreamed of reaching the top of a tall tree. A bull suggested eating his droppings for extra energy.
Oddly enough, the turkey followed the advice and reached the top. But the story didn’t end there—a farmer saw the turkey and s.h.ot it down.
**Moral of the story:**
Success built on questionable foundations won’t last long.
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**Joke #6: The Bird, the Dung, and the Cat**
A bird, flying south for the winter, froze and fell into a field. A cow dropped dung on it, warming the bird and saving its life. Grateful, the bird started singing.
Unfortunately, a cat heard the noise, dug the bird out, and a.t.e it.
**Moral of the story:**
Not everyone who dumps on you is your enemy, and not everyone who helps you out is your friend. Sometimes, it’s best to stay quiet and assess the situation.
