A blonde woman is walking down the street, with her blouse open.
A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking, “Boy, my eyes must be going, it looks like that woman’s right b**b is hanging out.”
As he gets closer it becomes apparent that it “IS” hanging out.
When he gets face to face with her he says, “Ma’am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?”
She says, “Why, officer?”
“Well, your b**b is hanging out.”
She looks down and says “OHMYGOD, I left the baby on the bus!”
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window.
“I’ve been waiting for you all day,” the cop said.
The kid replied, “Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.”
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
A police station gets two new horses and two cops are assigned to ride them. They go on a ride and come back pleased.
“This horse is great! From now on, I’ll always take this one,” said the first cop. “My horse’s great too. So I’ll always take it, too,” replied the second cop.
“But, how would I know which one is mine?” asked the first cop.
They thought for a minute and one of them came up with an idea. “Let’s cut off this one’s tail.” The other cop agreed and one of the horses lost its tail.
Next morning the police chief found out and got really mad. “You idiots cut off the horse’s tail!”
“But otherwise we couldn’t recognise them,” said the second cop.
“Can’t you see the black horse is a bit taller than the brown?!”
One day a blond walks into a doctor’s office with both of her ears burnt.
The doctor asks her what had happened. She says, “Well… when I was ironing my work suit, the phone rang and I mistakenly picked up the iron, instead of the phone.
“Well, that explains one ear, but what about the other?”
“The idiot called again!”
