Whenever I visited my grandmother, she would cut up fruit for me.
I was around 8 years old when I realized she always peeled and cut these sweet fruits for me, but never ate any of them.
That’s when I had this great idea to always leave a piece for her.
Every time she collected my bowl, she huffed, “Why are you always leaving one left? Is it not hard to eat one more piece?” and finished it for me.
Now, she is too old to use a knife. Whenever I visit her, I cut some fruit for her. I don’t cut any for myself, but luckily for me, she is always leaving a piece for me.
Little Johnny And His Grandma
Little Johnny was spending the weekend with his grandmother after a particularly trying week in kindergarten.
His grandmother took him to the park on Saturday morning. It had been snowing all night and everything was beautiful.
His grandmother said, “Doesn’t it look like an artist painted this scenery? Did you know God painted this just for you”?
Little Johnny said, “Yes, God did it and he did it left-handed”.
She was confused a little bit, and she asked him “What makes you say God did this with his left hand”?
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“Well,” said Little Johnny, “we learned at Sunday School last week that Jesus sits on God’s right hand”!
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