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I was trying to break a record.

Crashed Expectation

Upset Pilot (after crash): “I was trying to break a record…”

Farmer: “Well, you’ve made it. You’re the first man in these parts who climbed down a tree without having to climb up it first.”

A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window.

A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong, mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep.

The little guy starts to feel a little airsick, but he’s afraid to wake the big guy up to ask if he can go to the toilet.

He knows he can’t climb over him, and so the little guy is sitting there, looking at the big guy, trying to decide what to do.

Suddenly, the plane hits an air pocket and an uncontrollable wave of nausea passes through the little guy.

He can’t hold it in any longer and he pukes all over the big guy’s chest.

About five minutes later the big guy wakes up, looks down, and sees the vomit all over him.

“So,” says the little guy, “are you feeling better now?”

A plane takes off with two hours delay.

Once in the air a passenger asks the flight attendant:

“Why did we take off so late?”

To which the flight attendant replies:

“Well, the pilot noticed some smoke and weird noises coming from the left engine and it took us a while to find another pilot willing to fly this plane.”

A fighter pilot finishes refueling from a refueling plane.

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