A woman got a problem with her closet door – it was felling every time a bus was passing by. So she called a repair man.
The repairman comes and sees that indeed, the door falls out every time when a bus passes by.
“OK, I am gonna see what is going on, just close the door behind me” and he stepps into the closet.
At that time the husband comes from work, opens the closet and finds the repairman.
Husband: “What the hell are you doing here!”
Repairman: “Well, you are not going to believe it, but I am waiting for a bus!”
This lady that was wearing a tight skirt was waiting at the bus stop to get onto the bus.
A bus pulled up and the driver opened the doors.
She tried to step up onto the step but her skirt was too tight.
So she reached back to unzip and loosen it a little.
She tried to step up onto the steps again.
But it was still to tight.
She reached back and unzipped some more.
Tried to step up again and the skirt was still to tight.
She tried one more time.
She reached back and unzipped some more.
And she still couldn’t get up onto the bus.
So this man behind her reaches and grabs her by the b*tt.
He gives her a boost onto the bus.
She turns around and slaps him and saying
“What do you think you are doing.”
Well the man says:
“Well lady after you unzipped my pants for the third time I thought we was acquainted.”
