While reading the newspaper,
Walter came across an article about a beautiful actress and model who married a boxer who was not noted for his IQ.
“I’ll never understand,” he said to his wife, “why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives.”
His wife replied: “Thank you, dear!”
Wife wanted newspaper
Wife asks her husband to pass her a newspaper.
He replies, “Newspaper? Are you really that behind reality? Technology has developed so much and you are still asking for the newspaper? Here, take my iPad instead.”
The wife takes the iPad and uses it to hit a cockroach.
Her husband faints.
A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV.
The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her head, she looks up and asks, “What are you staring at?”
“A spider,” he replies.
“I don’t see anything,” she says.
“Oh, it must have fallen on your head,” he said calmly.
The wife jumps up screaming…
The man says, “While you’re up, can you get me another drink?”
A wife asked her husband:
“What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy body?”
He looked at her from head to toe and replied:
“I like your sense of humor.”
