Jay went to a dentist for tooth extraction but first enquired about the cost.
Dentist said $1200, Jay thought that was too much.
After some thought, he asked about cheaper methods. The dentist said, “Yes, it can be done without anesthesia and will cost only $300, but it would be very very painful.”
Jay said, “OK Doc, let’s do it without anesthesia.”
The dentist removed the tooth without anesthesia. During the entire procedure, Jay sat quietly, even smiling a little.
The dentist was not only surprised but was quite impressed and said, “I have never seen such a brave patient. I don’t even want my fees, here take $500 as a reward instead, you’ve taught me such a powerful lesson today about mastering one’s pain!!!”
In the evening he met his fellow dentists and told everyone about this amazing Jay patient. One doctor jumped up and shouted, “That ×%#@ Jay first came to me, I gave him anesthesia and asked him to wait outside for half an hour! After half an hour when I called for him, he had left!!”
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A dinner speaker was in such a hurry
to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man next to him he said, “I forgot my teeth.”
The man said, “No problem.” He reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of false teeth. “Try these,” he said.
The speaker tried them. “Too loose,” he said.
The man then said, “I have another pair – try these.”
The speaker tried them and responded, “Too tight.”
The man was not taken back at all. He then said, “I have one more pair. Try them.”
The speaker said, “They fit perfectly.” With that he ate his meal and gave his speech. After the dinner meeting was over, the speaker went over to thank the man who had helped him.
“I want to thank you for coming to my aid. Where is your office? I’ve been looking for a good dentist.”
The man replied, “I’m not a dentist. I’m an undertaker.”
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Dentist Office Wake Up
A two-year-old girl, Sally was with her mother while her older sister was being examined by a dentist.
Sally kept herself busy playing with toys in the waiting room until she noticed that her mom was resting, her eyes closed.
With about six other patients waiting, Sally marched up to her mother, looked her straight in the face, and shook her shoulder.
“Mommy,” she yelled, “Wake up! This is not church!”
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I noticed the pretty girl was looking at me on the train.
I smiled at her and said hello.
“Hi,” she said, then asked me “Can I be completely honest with you???”
“Of course,” I said to her.
“Well, every time you smile at me, it makes me want to invite you back to my place.”
“Great,” I said. “Are you married?”
“No,” she replied “I’m a dentist!!!”
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Marriage makes man courageous
A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist.
‘I want a tooth pulled, and I don’t want any vaccine because I’m in a big hurry,’ the woman said. ‘Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we’ll be on our way.’
The dentist was quite impressed. ‘You’re certainly a courageous woman,’ he said. ‘Which tooth is it?’
The woman turned to her husband and said, ‘Show him your tooth, dear!’
