Jenny was having a hard day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying.
She moaned to her mom and brother, “I feel like nobody loves me…everyone in the world hates me!”
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Her brother busily occupied playing a game, hardly looked up at her and passed on this encouraging word: “That’s not entirely true, Jenny. There are some people out there who haven’t even had the chance to meet you yet.”
Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip.
Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment.
On the first day, they go fishing, but they don’t catch anything.
The same thing happens on the second day and on the third day.
It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.
As they’re driving home they’re really depressed.
One guy turns to the other and says, “Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?”
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The other guy says, “Wow! Then it’s a good thing we didn’t catch anymore!”
