A young man named Joe bought a horse for $250 from a farmer.
The farmer agreed to deliver the horse within the next few days.
A few days later, the farmer drove up to Joe’s house and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.”
Joe said, “Well, then just give me my money back.”
The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I’ve spent it already.”
Joe said, “Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.”
The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with it?”
Joe said, “I’m going to raffle him off.”
The farmer said, “You can’t flog a dead horse!”
Joe said, “Of course I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.”
A month later, the farmer met Joe and asked him, “What happened to that dead horse?
Joe said, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $5 apiece and made a profit of $2495.”
The farmer said, “Nobody complained?
Joe said, “Just the guy who won. So I gave him back his $5.”
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Jack Buying a Horse
Jack looking to buy a horse.
“Listen here,” says John, the owner.
“I have exactly the horse you are looking for. The only thing is he was trained by an interesting guy. He doesn’t stop and goes the usual way. The way to get him to stop is to yell ‘HEY HEY!’, and the way to get him to go is by yelling ‘Thank God!'”
Jack nodded his head. “Fine with me. Can I take him for a test run?”
John agrees.
A few minutes later, Jack is having the time of his life, thinking to himself that the horse sure could run fast.
As he speeds down a dirt road, he panics as he realizes there’s a cliff edge fast approaching.
“Stop!” Jack shouts, to no avail.
He remembers what he has to say to make the horse stop just five feet from the edge and yells: “HEY HEY!”
The horse skids to a halt, with just an inch to spare before a sheer drop of hundreds of feet.
Breathless, Jack looks over the cliff edge in disbelief at his good fortune.
He looks up to the sky, raises his hands in the air, and breathes a deep sigh of relief.
“Oh,” he says, relieved. “Thank God!”
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