Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science.
He had explained about magnets and showed them how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. And now it was question time…
“Class,” he said, “my name begins with the letter ‘M,’ and I pick up things…What am I?”
A little boy on the front row said, “You’re a mother.”
A woman eating her soup alone at a local eatery.
Patty was quietly minding her own business, eating her soup alone in her booth at a local eatery, when a voice startled her from behind.
It was the guy in the booth behind her.
“Not so loud!” he said.
“What?” she questioned, as she took another spoonful of soup.
“I said not so loud!” he reply.
Embarrassed at being told she was slurping her soup, she pushed away from her bowl and started to try other food
“How was your day?” he asked.
“Pretty good,” responded Patty
“Did you pass the exam?” the next question.
“I don’t know, I didn’t get my grade yet,” replied a thoroughly bewildered Patty.
“I’ll have to call you back when I’m out of here”, came the voice from behind once again, “some nut job is answering every question I ask you!”
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