Little Johnny Is In Grade 7
One day, Johnny asked his English Teacher,
‘Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation eg. the letter H …….in hour, honest, honour, heir.
His English Teacher said,: ” We are not ignoring them; they’re considered silent “
During the lunch break, his Teacher gave him her packed lunch and asked johnny to heat it in the Cafeteria.
Little Johnny ate all the food and returned her the empty container…..!!!!!!!
His English Teacher: What happened? I told you to go and HEAT my food. you are returning me an empty container.
The Little Johnny replied: “Madam, I thought ‘H’ was silent. “
Dedicated to all English Teachers.
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The Little Boy and the Gravestones
A woman takes her little boy to visit their dead relatives’ gravestones at a cemetery. The little boy has never been to a cemetery before. The woman first takes her son her grandmother Annie’s gravestone.
The initials under Annie’s name say R.I.P. The little boy asks, “Mommy, what does R.I.P. stand for?”
His mother replies, “It stands for ‘Rest in Peace.’ That means we wish for Grandma Annie’s spirit to find peace in the afterlife.”
Then, they come across the gravestone of the woman’s uncle Joe. The little boy asks, “Mommy, what does R.I.H. stand for?”,
pointing to the initials printed under Uncle Joe’s name.
“We really didn’t like Uncle Joe.” Said his mother.
