Little Johnny wasn’t very good at spelling.
One day, during a spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word “new” on the blackboard.
“Now,” she asked Johnny, “what word would we have if we placed a “K” in the front?”
After thinking a few seconds, Johnny said, “Canoe?”
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Hilarious story: A guy walked into his friend’s office.
A guy walked into his friend’s office.
He found his friend sitting at his desk, looking very depressed.
“Hey, what’s up with you?,” he asked.
“Oh, its my wife,” replied the man sadly. “She’s hired a new secretary for me.”
“Well, nothing wrong in that,” he said, “Is she blonde or brunette?”
“Neither. He’s bald.”
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