Little Johnny was busy doing his math homework. As his mother approached she heard him say:
“One and one, the son-of-a-b…i….t…..ch is two.”
“Two and two, the son-of-a-bi…t…c…h is four.”
His mother interrupted, asking him why he learn math that way. Little Johnny remarked that his teacher Ms. Margo taught him. His mother said that she would go to school and meet the teacher the next day.
The next day she stormed into Little Johnny’s classroom and confronted Ms. Margo. She told her about Little Johnny’s different way of doing math, and his claims that Ms. Margo taught it that way to the class.
The teacher was flabbergasted. She said that she couldn’t understand why Little Johnny had said that.
Then suddenly, Ms. Margo exclaimed, “Oh, I know, here in school we say: one and one, the sum-of-which is two!”
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A young man has a part-time job in a supermarket
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.
The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom, and said, “Your first job will be to sweep out the store.”
“But I’m a college graduate,” the young man replied indignantly.
“Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t know that,” said the manager.
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“Here, give me the broom – I’ll show you how.”
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