Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, “Mommy, mommy, you won’t believe it! Little Johnny pulled out his pee-pee in class today! It was like a peanut.”
The mom replies, “Oh, it was small?”
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Little Sally says, “No, it was salty.”
A teacher asked the student to Name the Animal in the picture.
Little Johnny’s first-grade class was playing “Name That Animal.” The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked, “What animal is this?”
“A cat!” said Suzy.
“Good job. Now, what’s this animal?”
“A dog!” said Ricky.
“Good. Now what animal is this?” she asked, holding up a picture of a deer.
The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said, “It’s what your mom calls your dad.”
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“I know!” called out Little Johnny. “A ba…sta…….rd!”
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