Yesterday a friend called and asked if I could loan her $500 to help her pay her rent.
I wanted to be helpful to someone in such need.
I told her, “Let me check my account and I’ll call you right back.”
Before I could double-check, her sister called and said, “Don’t give her any money because she’s lying.”
Her sister told me that she wanted to use the $500 to get her boyfriend out of jail so they can be together for her birthday.
I thought about it for a minute, then decided to go ahead and give her the $500.
A few minutes ago, she called me from the local jail, crying about being arrested.
She started screaming, asking, “Why did you give me counterfeit money?!”
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I replied, “So you and your man could be together for your birthday.”
A snake wanted to drink beer
After stay away from his house
The fisherman quickly realized that he had forgotten to bring a bait. Then he saw a little snake pass by which had caught a worm.
The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm.
Feeling sorry for the little snake, he might be hungry because of loosing the lunch
He snatched him up again and poured a little beer down his throat.
Then he went about his fishing.
About an hour later, the fisherman felt a pull on his pant leg.
When he looked down he saw the same snake with three more worms in his mouth…
