Old story but still Funny: A guy asked a girl in a library
A guy asked a girl in a library, “Do you mind if I sit beside you?”
The girl replied loudly, “I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!”
All the students in the library started staring at the guy, and he was embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and said, “I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?”
The guy responded loudly, “$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT’S TOO MUCH!”
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
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The guy whispered in her ear, “I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty.”
LoLL, who is more intelligent?
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A new boss is appointed in an office
A new boss is appointed in an office, and he has a really fierce reputation.
He’s walking through the office for the first time suddenly he sees a guy just leaning against a doorframe, doing nothing.
The boss decides to show everybody how things are going to be from now on.
He approaches the guy and asks him sternly, “What is your monthly salary?”
“2,200,” a bit surprised he answers.
The boss whips out his wallet, thrusts 1,800 at the guy, and yells, “There’s your two weeks’ pay, now get out of here and never show your face again!”
The guy takes the money and leaves. The boss, feeling good he’s shown everybody how idle hands are dealt with,
Then he asks, “So what was that lazy jerk doing in this place?”
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One clerk shrugs, “He just delivered our pizza.”
LoLLLLLL, That’s the lesson for him. We hope you have a good time enjoying this joke, have a nice day!
