One day, a guy walks into a pub and orders a beer.
His friend walks up and sees his red eyes and asks, “Dude, are you okay? You look exhausted”.
He replies,”Yeah, I heard about what happened in your house yesterday too. Tough.”
His friend says, “Yeah, I wish I could trust my wife a little more – wait… How did you know about that?”
He says,”I was there” and continues chugging his beer.
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One night a man walks into a bar looking sad
One night Edward walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks Edward what he wants.
Edward says “Oh just a beer”.
The bartender asked Edward “Whats wrong,why are you so down today?”.
Edward said “My wife and i got into a fight,and she said she would’nt talk to me for a month”.
The bartender said “So whats wrong with that”?
Edward siad “Well the month is up tonight”.
