“Daddy, where do I come from?”
The mother and father had been preparing for this, for a very long time.
“Well son, when a Man and a Woman love each other very much…”
After explaining the details and science to his Son, who had a puzzled look on his face the Father turned to his child,
“Well son, does that answer your question?”
“Not really Susan from school told me she came from Italy.”
A teacher observed her students drawing.
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew.
She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s artwork.
As she got to one little Johnny who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
Little Johhny replied, “I’m drawing God.”
The teacher paused and said, “but no one knows what God looks like.”
Without missing a beat, or looking up from his drawing little
Johnny replied, “They will in a minute.”