Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.”
She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals ……..very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal’s office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal’s office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don’t understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn’t like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
I told her, “Colonel Sanders.” (KFC Fonder) Guess where I am now..
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the Morrisons store.
A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the Morrisons store.
While he was waiting, he was approached by a man who asked him, “Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?”
The little boy replied, “Of course! Just go straight down this street and at the end turn to your right.”
The man thanked the boy kindly and said, “I am the new minister in town. I’d like for you to come to church on Sunday. I’ll show you how to get To Heaven.”
The little boy replied with a small laugh. “Awww, come on… you don’t even know how to get to the Post Office.”
LOL!!
