When a voice startled her from behind, Patty was quietly minding her own business,
eating her soup alone in her booth at a local eatery.
It was the guy in the booth behind her. “Not so loud!” he said.
“What?” she questioned, taking another spoonful of soup.
“I said not so loud!” was his muffled reply.
Embarrassed at being told she was slurping her soup, she pushed away her bowl and started her grilled cheese sandwich.
“How was your day?” questioned the man from behind again.
“Pretty good,” responded Patty, confused that this stranger would care.
“Did you pass the exam?” came the next question from behind.
“I don’t know, I didn’t get my grade yet,” replied a thoroughly bewildered Patty.
“I’ll have to call you back when I’m out of here,” came the voice from behind once again, “some nutjob is answering every question I ask you!”
Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons.
One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek.
Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes.
Then he started looking in and under cars until a policeman approached him and asked, “What are you doing?”
“Playing a game,” the boy replied.
“What is your name?” the officer questioned.
“Mind Your Own Business.”
Furious the policeman inquired, “Are you looking for trouble?!”
The boy replied, “Why, yes.”
Father in a conversation with a neighbor…
First son: Degree in Economics
Second son: MBA
Third son: PhD
Fourth son: Thief
Neighbor: Why can’t you throw the fourth son out of your house?
Father: He is the only one earning money. The rest are unemployed.
