A farmer was running back home when it started to rain.
Then suddenly he slipped and fell into a muddy puddle.
Suddenly lightning flashed across the sky. The farmer annoyed shouted to the sky saying:
“First you get me wet. Then you put mud all over my clothes. Now, as if that wasn’t enough YOU’RE TAKING A PHOTO OF ME !!!!”.
I was at a museum,
and I asked a worker there if we were allowed to take pictures.
He told me no, as they had to stay on the walls.
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn.
The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise.
“Hey Wilmer!” the farmer yelled. “Forget your troubles. Come in and have a bite with us. Then I’ll help you get the wagon up.”
“That’s mighty nice of you,” Wilmer answered. “But I don’t think Pa would like me to.”
“Aw, come on.” the farmer insisted.
“Well okay,” the boy finally agreed, and added, “But Pa won’t like it.”
After a hearty dinner, Wilmer thanked his host. “I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset.”
“Don’t be foolish!” the neighbour said with a smile. “By the way, where is your Pa?”
Wilmer replied, “Under the wagon.”
Camper: “Look at that bunch of cows.”
Farmer: “Not bunch, herd.”
Camper: “Heard what?”
Farmer: “Of cows.”
Camper: “Sure I’ve heard of cows.”
Farmer: “No, I mean a cowherd.”
Camper: “So what? I have no secrets from cows.”
