The houseman invited over his boss and partners, for lunch.
With them, his little 5year-old daughter was there.
“Don’t you want to say the prayers before lunch, so Our Holly Father give us his blessings?,” asks the father.
“But… I don’t know what to say…,” the little girl admits.
“Just say what you heard your mommy say last time inside the kitchen!,” said her mother to help her.
And the girl: “Oh, God! Why in this life, my husband must invite all these people for lunch?”
Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served.
When little Logan received his plate, he started eating right away.
“Logan, wait until we say our prayer,” his mother reminded him.
“I don’t have to,” the little boy replied.
“Of course you do,” his mother insisted, “we say a prayer before eating at our house.”
“That’s at our house,” Logan explained, “but this is Grandma’s house and she knows how to cook.”
A husband said to his wife, “Honey, I have invited a friend home for supper tonight.”
His wife replied, “What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn’t have time to go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal tonight!”
The husband said, “I know all that.”
“Then why in the world did you invite your friend for supper tonight?” asked the wife.
The guy answered, “Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.”
