One day in class, Ms. Thompson pulled Jimmy over to her desk after an exam and said, “Jimmy, I have a feeling you cheated on your tests.
Jimmy was amazed and asked Mrs. Thompson to prove it.
“Well,” Ms. Thompson said, “I was looking over your test and the question was, ‘Who was our first president? “and the little girl sitting next to you, Penny, wrote ‘George Washington’ and so did you.”
“So? Everyone knows that he was the first president.”
“Now wait a minute,” Ms. Thompson said. “The next question was, ‘Who f-r.eed the s-l.aves? “Penny wrote ‘Abraham Lincoln’ and so did you.”
“Well, I read the history book last night and remembered that,” Jimmy said.
“Wait, wait,” Ms. Thompson said. “The next question was, ‘Who was president during the Louisiana Purchase?’
Penny wrote “I don’t know” and you wrote, “Me neither.”
LOL! He probably thought he would get away with it too!
The teacher always knows.
Hope this funny story makes you smile! Have a nice day!
One day, Jimmy was walking down Main Street
One day, an elderly man Jimmy was walking down the main street when he saw his old buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.
Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.
“Bubba, where did you get that truck?!”
“Mary gave it to me,” Bubba replied.
“Did she give it to you?” I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?”
“Well, Jimmy, let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere. Mary pulled off the road, but the truck in 4-wheel drive and headed into the woods.”
She parked the truck got out, threw o-ff all her clothes, and said,
‘Bubba, take whatever you want.’
So I took the truck!
“You are a smart man, Bubba!” These clothes woulda never fit you.”
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!