One day a 6-year-old girl was sitting in a classroom.
The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children.
The teacher asked a little boy:
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a minute later) Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see God?
TOMMY: No.
TEACHER: That’s my point. We can’t see God because he isn’t there. He doesn’t exist.
A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy:
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yesssssssss (getting tired of the questions by this time).
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssssssss.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
TOMMY: No.
LITTLE GIRL: Then, according to what we were taught in the school today… she must not have one!!
This is one of the best comebacks I’ve ever seen. I may just use this one day. Enjoy.
A Teacher Starts a Classroom Debate
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that nouns in Spanish are referred to as either masculine or feminine, unlike English.
For example, “House” is feminine: “la casa”.
However, “pencil” is masculine: “el lapiz”.
A student asked, “What gender is ‘computer’?”
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher divided the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether “computer” should be a masculine or a feminine noun.
Each group was asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.
The group of men decided that “computer” should definitely be of the feminine gender (“la computadora“), because:
(THIS GETS BETTER!)
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone.
3. Even the smallest errors are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval;
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
(IT GETS BETTER!)
However, the group of women came to the conclusion that “computer” should be Masculine (“el computador“), because:
1. To be able to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data, but still can’t think for themselves;
3. They’re supposed to help you solve the problems, but half the time they’re the problem;
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
The women won!
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
