A man walks into a barber shop and says, “I’ll have a shave and a shoe shine.”
The barber lathers his face and sharpens the straight edge while a gorgeous woman kneels down and shines his shoes.
The man says, “Hi there. You know, you and I should spend some time in a hotel room.”
She replies, “My husband wouldn’t like that.”
The man says, “Tell him you’re working overtime, and I’ll pay you the difference.”
She says, “You tell him. He’s the one shaving you.”
A young boy walks into a barbershop and the barber whispers to his customer,
“He’s the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, calls the boy over, and asks him, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.
“Hey, son! Can I ask you something? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill? ”
The boy replied:
“Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”
