A small business owner was upset when a brand new corporate chain much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read “BEST BLACK FRIDAY DEALS!”
He was horrified when another competitor opened up on the other side of him and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading “LOWEST BLACK FRIDAY PRICES!”
The small business owner panicked until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop.
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It read “MAIN ENTRANCE”.
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Little Johnny farts in the classroom
Little Johnny farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out. He goes and sits outside the class and start laughing
The principal walks by him then asks:
“Little Johnny, why are you sitting outside your class laughing?”
“I farted in class and the teacher threw me out.” Said the Johnny.
The principal asks him again, “Well then, why are you laughing?”
“Because they are sitting in the class smelling my fart while I’m outside in the fresh air.”
