After a boring day at home, the blonde wife decides to go to the mall.
After getting out of the house, she realizes that her husband doesn’t have a key because she napped the day before.
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Her husband comes home and there is a note on the door that reads:“Hey honey! I’ve gone out and remembered that you didn’t have a key to get it. Don’t worry, I left it under the mat for you.”
Little Billy asked his mother to give him $20
“Hey, Mom?” asked Little Billy, “Can you give me $20?”
“Certainly not,” She replied.
“If you do,” he went on, “I’ll tell you what Dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop.”
His mother’s ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. “Well? What did he say?”
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“He said, ‘Hey Maria, could you make sure I’ve got clean socks tomorrow.'”
