The blonde’s troll: Two people are texting. One is called Stacy who is blonde and the other is called Rachel who is a brunette.
Rachel: Hey sorry I lost my phone I can’t test right now.
Stacy: Well can you PLEASE find it I really want to text you… you are my best friend!!!
Rachel: You’re an idiot.
Stacy: Umm I’m not the one who lost my phone can you just text me when you find it?
Rachel: You’re such a blonde. Read my first text again.
Stacy: IK !!! FIND YOUR PHONE !!!
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An Old French Lady Had A Small Shop.
An old French lady had a small shop in her village for years until one day a huge corporate supermarket set up across the road from her little shop.
They put up signs advertising their prices, including one that said: Butter – 10 euros.
In response, the old lady added a sign to her own window: Butter – 9 euros.
The next day, the big supermarket had a new sign: Butter – 8 euros.
Indeed, the day after the lady’s sign said: Butter – 7 euros.
This went on for a while until eventually one of the lady’s customers pointed to the sign and said.
“Ma’am, you can’t keep your prices that low for long. These big companies can use their buying power to sell products cheaper, but a little store like yours can never compete.”
In response, the old French lady bent forward conspiratorially and muttered.
“Monsieur, I don’t even sell butter.”
LOL!!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
