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An elementary school class goes on a field trip to the police station.

The Officer points to the 10 MOST WANTED list and tells them that these are the most wanted fugitives in the USA.

Little Boy says ” He is the MOST WANTED in the USA?!” Officer says “Yes.”

Little Boy asks “Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture?”

There was a business man driving down this country road when he spotted a little boy that had a lemonade stand.

It being hot and him being thirsty, he decided to stop. Once he got up to the little boy’s stand, he noticed a sign that said “All you can drink 10 cents,” and a single, very small glass.

Well, he thought that it was an awful small glass, but since it was only 10 cents for all you can drink, he decided to get some anyway.

He gave the boy a dime, and shot down the whole glass in one swig. He slapped the glass back onto the table and said, “fill ‘er up.”

The kid replieds, “Sure thing, that’ll be 10 cents.”

To this the business man said, “But your sign says all you can drink for a dime.”

“It is,” the little boy replies, “That’s all you can drink for a dime.”

Two little boys, one blond, one with brown hair, were arguing over whose father could beat the other’ up.

The brown-haired kid said, “My father is way better than yours.”

The blond came back, “Maybe, but my mother is better than yours.”

“That’s what my father says.”

A policeman stops two drunks and asks one, “Where do you live?”

“Nowhere”, the first drunk replied.

“And where do you live?”, he asks the other.

“We’re neighbours.”

A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman,

“Can I park here?”

“No,” says the cop.

“What about all these other cars?”

“They didn’t ask!”

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