A girl went to a palmist to have her hand read.
“I see that you are in love with a tall man with a front tooth missing,” the palmist said to her.
“That’s right,” was the reply.
“I see that he has ask you to marry him and his name is Bill Jones,” the palmist said.
“That’s marvelous,” said the girl. “How can you tell that from the lines on my hand?”
“It’s not the lines I am reading,” the palmist said, “It’s the ring you are wearing. I gave it back to Bill two weeks ago.”
A robber breaks into a house and ties up the woman and man.
The robber asks where the jewels are and the guy responds with: “I’ll give you everything! Please, let her go…”
Robber: “I only care about the jewels! I won’t hurt you if you give me what I want.”
Guy: “I beg you, let her go!”
Robber: “Wow, you must really love your wife.”
Guy: “Oh no, my wife is about to get home!”
A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.
This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in “fashion sense.”
The man walks up to him and says, “I didn’t know you were into earrings.”
“Don’t make such a big deal out of this, it’s only an earring,” he replies sheepishly.
His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to say: “So, how long have you been wearing one?”
“Ever since my wife found it in my truck.”
