The police stop a man and woman who have their seatbelts on.
Police: “hi you’re the first people today with their seatbelts on, so we want to give you an award of 5000 dollars.”
The policeman seeing the happy couple gets curious and asks “what are you going to do with the money?”
The man answers: “I’m going to take lessons for my driver’s license”
The woman:” don’t listen to him. When he is drunk he says stupid things!”
The man in the backseat: “I told you not to ride in a stolen car!”
A voice from the trunk: “did we cross the border?”
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A duck walks into a pet store to buy “duck food”
A duck walks into a pet store and asks the owner if he has sold “duck food” here.
The owner said, “No, I don’t sell duck food here.”
The next day, the duck went back to the same pet store and again asked the owner if he has sold “duck food” here.
The owner got angry and said, “If you ask me for “duck-food” one more time, I am going to nail your web feet to the floor!”
The duck came back on the third day and asked the owner of the pet store, “Do you sell any hammer and nails here?”
The owner responded, “No, I don’t sell any hammer and nails here.”
The duck then asked, “Do you sell any “duck-food” here”?
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
