“I’ll never find the right guy,”
I heard the young guest at the wedding shower sigh.
“Don’t give up,” urged an older woman. “Every pot has a lid.”
“Or,” a cynical voice behind her offered, “you could just be a skillet.”
A lady noticed her friend
was wearing her wedding ring on the wrong finger so she asked,
“Why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?”
Her friend replied, “Because I married the wrong man!”
Woman at a maternity hospital is in a lot of pain, moaning.
The man strokes her back,
“I’m so sorry sweetheart that you have to endure this…”
“Don’t worry Steve, it’s not your fault.”
Son: Mommy, why are all the cars beeping their horns?
Mother: Because there’s a wedding going on.
Son: But isn’t the horn a warning signal, Mommy?
Mother: Exactly, son.
Shortly before our 25th wedding anniversary, my husband sent 25 long-stemmed yellow roses to me at my office.
A few days later, I plucked all the petals and dried them.
On the night of our anniversary, I spread the petals over the bed and lay on top of them, wearing only a negligee.
As I’d hoped, I got a reaction from my husband.
When he saw me, he shouted: “Are those potato chips?”
