The teacher decided to ask the class a riddle. “Does anyone know how to put 2 holes into one hole?”.
No one knew the answer so it was their homework to go home.
The kids came back the next day and still, none of them can figure out how to put 2 holes into one.
“I will show you the answer now children,” says the teacher as he looks pretty chuffed with himself.
He proceeds to hold his pointer finger against his thumb making a little ring. He then puts the ring he made with his fingers over his nose and says “look, here is the hole I made with my fingers and it is covering the 2 holes on my nose”
A little while later, little Johnny stands up and asks “excuse me sir, but do you know how to put 7 holes into one hole?”
The teacher replies “I have no idea Johnny, why don’t you tell us how you put 7 holes into one hole?”
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Little Johnny replies “you simply sit on your recorder sir”.
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An elderly couple were going to bed
An elderly couple were going to bed!
The old man was quite sleepy and was trying to sleep when his wife said,
“Remember how when we were just married you would hold my hand and wish me good night!”
The old man grudgingly extended his hand to hold her hand and say,
“Good night!”
Just as he was about to doze off she said,
“You would then kiss me lovingly!”
Again the old man a bit more cheesed off gave her a gentle kiss of her cheeks.
Just as he was about to fall asleep again she said, and then you would give me a bite on my neck!
The old man tossed away his blanket and got off the bed.
“Where are you going now?” she asked.
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“To bring my damn teeth!”
