The teacher walks up to the blackboard and writes DEFINITELY.
Turning to the class, she says, “Today we’ll be looking at the word ‘definitely’. Definitely is when something is assured and there is no chance of doubt. Now, I want some volunteers to use definitely in a statement.”
Little Suzy raises her hand and says, “I’m definitely going to the park after school today.”
“No, I think there’s a good chance you’ll go to the park but it might rain so it’s not definitely.” The teacher says.
Little Billy raises his hand and says, “My team is definitely going to win the game this Saturday.”
“No, I know you really want your team to win the game this Saturday, but just wanting is not enough to make it definitely.” The teacher shakes her head.
Little Johnny raises his hand and says, “Miss, is there such a thing as a lumpy fart?”
“No.”
“Then I definitely just shat myself.”
LOL!!
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Little Johnny Was In Class.
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better, and to help with their spelling.
She asked the students to stand up and tell the class their father’s occupation, spell it, and say one thing he would give everyone if he were in the class with them.
Each student was excited to talk about their dad, and as soon as the teacher made her statement, hands began to go up, and she pointed at a girl to give her response.
The girl, Marcy, replied, “My father is a banker. B-A-N-K-E-R, and if he was here today, he’d give us all a shiny new penny.”
The teacher smiled at the well-presented answer and asked the students to clap for Marcy. She asked the class who would love to go next.
Jeff was the next student to try himself at the little class game, and he said, “My father is an accountant. A-K, no wait, A-C-K, no…”
While he continued struggling to spell it, the teacher interrupted him and asked him to take a minute to think about his response before standing up with his answer.
Little Johnny felt the time was right to give his answer, and raised his hand enthusiastically, hoping to be acknowledged by the teacher. The teacher asked little Johnny to go next.
Little Johnny said, “My father is a bookie. B-O-O-K-I-E, and if he were here today, he would give us all 20:1 odds Jeff will never be able to spell ‘accountant.'”
LOL!!
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