Three mental institution patients named Billy, Johnny, and Jamie prepare for an exam by the head psychiatrist. If they pass and they’ll be free if they fail and they’ll be detained for five years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board looking over an empty swimming pool, and asks Billy to jump.
He jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then Jamie jumps and breaks both legs.
Johnny looks over the side and refuses to jump. “Congratulations! You’re a free man. Just tell me why didn’t you jump?” asked the doctor.
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To which Johnny answered, “Well Doc, I can’t swim!”
Two blondes walk down the street.
One Sunny afternoon, two blondes Laura and Sarah walk down the street.
Suddenly Laura points at the sun and says: “Look! That’s the moon over there!”
Sarah says: “No, that’s the sun!”
Laura: “No, it’s the moon!”
Sarah, again: “No, it’s the sun!”
After arguing for a while, Sarah: “Let’s go to that house over there and ask, what’s right!”
They go to the house and ring the doorbell. Emma who is also blonde, opens the door.
Sarah asks: “Excuse us, can you tell us, whether it’s the sun or the moon in the sky?”
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Emma looks and says: “I wouldn’t know! I’ve only been living here for two weeks!”
